"too many people use javascript" —
Jun 8 '18
via
Anonymous
"LinkedIn requires you to log in now" —
Apr 13 '18
via
Anonymous
"the Warriors' jerseys say "TOWN"" —
Jan 20 '18
via
Anonymous
"as much as he wanted to stay longer and hang out, he needed to go home..." —
Nov 14 '17
via
Anonymous
""... haven't touched that app in four years, never added ssl"" —
Apr 11 '17
via
Anonymous
"…s3 is in an availability zone of hurt." —
Feb 28 '17
via
Anonymous
"he broke a recruiter's heart" —
Feb 17 '17
via
Anonymous
"he doesn't get to see his campaign team every day anymore" —
Jan 25 '17
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Anonymous
"True. It also means that everyone isn't working seven days a week though, so that's nice." /Nat
"…there's still no coffee in the kitchen." —
Sep 22 '16
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Anonymous
"Truth. It's like they don't understand bean to human ratios." /Nat
"…no two snowflakes are alike." —
Aug 24 '16
via
Anonymous
"…not everybody gets to have a cozy chair." —
Aug 22 '16
via
Anonymous
"…there's either not enough disk space or not enough RAM or not enough of both." —
Jul 28 '16
via
Anonymous
"Truth." /Nat
"of Brexit." —
Jun 24 '16
via
Anonymous
"True. It's a crazy world. " /Nat
"he got paged at 9 PM" —
Jun 23 '16
via
Anonymous
"9pm wasn't bad. 4am was the true sadness." /Nat
"he doesn't get notified about why he is sad." —
Jun 23 '16
via
Anonymous
"One day... <a href='https://github.com/icco/sadnat.com/issues/2'>https://github.com/icco/sadnat.com/issues/2</a>" /Nat
"he didn't get enough sleep." —
Jun 22 '16
via
Anonymous
"And it's all Riley's fault! Who pages people at 3am?" /Nat
"He cannot go to PAX because Bernie wasn't good enough" —
Jun 7 '16
via
@markgius
"That's one way to put it. Bernie was also the reason I couldn't go to PAX East." /Nat
"his coworker was unable to slay a troll due to an oversight" —
May 13 '16
via
Anonymous
"Trolls must die. This is so tragic." /Nat
"The parrots are gone" —
Apr 26 '16
via
Anonymous
"I am not sad about this." /Nat
"he created the database with the wrong name" —
Apr 20 '16
via
Anonymous
"A tragedy. If only I could read." /Nat
"he does know who I am" —
Mar 23 '16
via
Anonymous
"I'm actually saddened even more because I don't know." /Nat
"Django and Gunicorn aren't logging anything." —
Mar 6 '16
via
Anonymous
"Ugh. They are so horrible." /Nat
"this website was used to show someone what custom domains for people look like (Hi nat! -RF)" —
Mar 2 '16
via
Anonymous
"Hah, that doesn't make me that sad." /Nat
"of an existential and internal crisis " —
Feb 28 '16
via
Anonymous
"Constantly." /Nat
"He won't make it to BurningMan. Again." —
Feb 25 '16
via
Anonymous
"AGAIN. So sad." /Nat
"Pritika won't plug in her phone." —
Feb 20 '16
via
Anonymous
"Who shares screenshots from their phones with 10% battery? It's a type of torture." /Nat
"Winnie is not at her desk" —
Feb 5 '16
via
Anonymous
"True! Winnie is the best neighbor a person could ask for." /Nat
"he doesn't have photoshop on his box." —
Jan 20 '16
via
Anonymous
"How am I supposed to make gifs?!?" /Nat
"he is about to work with his roommate." —
Jan 7 '16
via
Anonymous
"No Comment." /Nat
"happynat.com is down" —
Dec 11 '15
via
Anonymous
"That's the joke." /Nat
"he knows <a href="http://twitter.com/mr2incredible"/>@mr2incredible</a> is a superior Destiny player." —
Oct 13 '15
via
@mr2incredible
"Or at least the Destiny player with more free time." /Nat
"he lost a bet with John" —
Sep 25 '15
via
Anonymous
"True, I need to stop doing that." /Nat
"he didn't have coffee before choosing his bagel and schmear combination, which was horrible." —
Sep 14 '15
via
@icco
"His carousel ride finished" —
Sep 11 '15
via
Anonymous
"True, although that carousel ride was like a free drug trip, so maybe I should be glad." /Nat
"his friend's post got deleted." —
May 15 '15
via
Anonymous
"It wasn't so much deleted as hidden for being kind of weird." /Nat
"August 6th, last day of the daily show" —
Apr 21 '15
via
@warmwaffle
"Now how will I get my news?!?" /Nat
"happynat.com doesn't work" —
Apr 20 '15
via
@ken_pratt
"Noes! It is down... I guess I should have paid that server bill..." /Nat
"slack doesn't show history" —
Apr 15 '15
via
Anonymous
"So true, this makes me constantly sad. Slack only shows a random subset of history if you don't give them money. So lame. Lets all use IRC." /Nat
"Hacker School renamed itself to Recurse Center." —
Mar 25 '15
via
@dmpatierno
"The initial renaming did make me sad, but I'm ok with it now..." /Nat
"The B2 is sold out." —
Jan 22 '15
via
@reed
"This was sad, but I ended up staying in an alright place and partying at the B2 with <a href="http://twitter.com/reed"/>@reed</a>." /Nat
"I have failed my friends: "I figured it would be a bespoke todo list software running on your server"" —
Jan 22 '15
via
@icco
"#nothipenough" /Nat
"bad people do bad things and stupid people do stupid things." —
Jan 5 '15
via
@_wac
"As I always say, "Fucking people."" /Nat
"there is no good coffee in London." —
Sep 18 '14
via
@dmpatierno
"Total lie! I really like the coffee in London. <a href='https://foursquare.com/esgoingout/list/fifty-best-independent-coffee-shops'>https://foursquare.com/esgoingout/list/fifty-best-independent-coffee-shops</a> is the list I've been working from." /Nat
"Your domain is slow and I'm overworked. :-/" —
Jun 19 '14
via
Anonymous
"Sorry! I am sad about both of these things as well." /Nat
"GAE push to deploy doesn't work with Go." —
Apr 2 '14
via
Anonymous
"Oh push-to-deploy. You could be so amazing." /Nat
"tumble.io 502s..." —
Mar 15 '14
via
@Madrox
"I really need to fix my hosting. This is so sad." /Nat
"of bad web page desing" —
Jan 13 '14
via
Anonymous
"Only thing worse is poor spelling." /Nat
"Jeanne's phone is dead. So. Super. Sad." —
Jan 9 '14
via
@beurredoux
"Yup, that is sad, and is why I have spare phones for folks." /Nat
"<a href='http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/works-of-art-we-can-all-appreciate'>http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/works-of-art-we-can-all-appreciate</a>" —
Dec 31 '13
via
Anonymous
"I guess? More because of buzzfeed than the contents of the post though..." /Nat
"NSA is tracking gamers!" —
Dec 12 '13
via
Anonymous
"he'll be in London instead of at The Long Winters show in SF." —
Nov 21 '13
via
@dmpatierno
"<a href='http://rock.rapgenius.com/The-long-winters-ultimatum-lyrics'>http://rock.rapgenius.com/The-long-winters-ultimatum-lyrics</a>" /Nat
"he is abandoning his favorite roomie to go to LON. " —
Oct 28 '13
via
@beurredoux
"Abandon all of the people!" /Nat
"the iPhone 5c doesn't have a fingerprint sensor." —
Sep 10 '13
via
@dmpatierno
"So true! I want all of the fingerprint data." /Nat
"/cry doesn't work irl." —
Sep 6 '13
via
@jyminka
"Hmm. That's not entirely true... You can will yourself to cry..." /Nat
"Captain Planet will no longer appear, because Matee lost at Jenga and has no more heart for the game." —
Sep 6 '13
via
Anonymous
"Wow. Who will save us now?" /Nat
"he's too cute." —
Aug 20 '13
via
Anonymous
"It's a serious problem. No one takes me seriously." /Nat
"there is no micro-hugging service we can use to cheer him up when he is down." —
Jul 24 '13
via
Anonymous
"Note to self 'Idea: micro-hugging service.'" /Nat
"his auto-updater is broken and he can't connection to his home network." —
Jul 16 '13
via
Anonymous
"It was a sad day, but it's all fixed now!" /Nat
"post anonymously was broken" —
Jul 5 '13
via
Anonymous
"He is fat!" —
May 29 '13
via
Anonymous
"Hey. That hurts. The fact that you think that makes me sad." /Nat
"Borksi and Niket can (and are) spam your form using HTTPie" —
May 19 '13
via
Anonymous
"That is sad. I thought I had fixed that..." /Nat
"iFixit's MakerBot has been out of commission for a while." —
May 13 '13
via
Anonymous
"Who is going to print random things if there is no MakerBot at iFixit?!?" /Nat
"Brittany is single." —
Apr 2 '13
via
Anonymous
"True. But like the phoenix, you both shall rise again. Stronger, Better, Faster!" /Nat
"I'm rocking his chair. " —
Mar 16 '13
via
Anonymous
"He hates brunch." —
Feb 2 '13
via
Anonymous
"Not true, I just don't like it every week." /Nat
"Assert.IsTrue(false);" —
Jan 23 '13
via
Anonymous
"This does indeed make me sad." /Nat
"He has not met Bob...<a href='http://www.bobisnothing.com/index.html'>http://www.bobisnothing.com/index.html</a>" —
Jan 4 '13
via
Anonymous
"pomegrante is hard to eat with a fork." —
Jan 3 '13
via
Anonymous
"It's even sadder that my friends can't spell ;)" /Nat
"there is a bottle of whiskey made from Racer 5 that is way too full." —
Dec 29 '12
via
Anonymous
"Moderation!" /Nat
"He's at work instead of walking with me to the beach and drinking iced mochas." —
Dec 27 '12
via
@dmpatierno
"So true!" /Nat
"he's not in Chester with 48" snow? We miss him.." —
Dec 27 '12
via
@LDehn
"At least I'm a little warmer..." /Nat
"Punchd is shutting down!" —
Dec 15 '12
via
Anonymous
"So sad indeed! <a href='http://www.flickr.com/photos/icco/8340687506/'>http://www.flickr.com/photos/icco/8340687506/</a>" /Nat
"I found a bug on his web site, but I am keeping it secret." —
Nov 26 '12
via
Anonymous
"Noes! Sad Nat is Sad that you're not fixing it." /Nat
"The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn was sold out for the Saturday night showing." —
Nov 26 '12
via
Anonymous
"Sader that he's being trolled." /Nat
"He is only in the end scene of Xander's wedding video." —
Nov 9 '12
via
Anonymous
"i'm just testing this out..." —
Sep 27 '12
via
Anonymous
"Wow. Sad Nat is Sad. Who tests and then doesn't leave something wittier afterwards?" /Nat
"I reset the router at home and forgot to copy his SSH port-forwarding." —
Jun 5 '12
via
Anonymous
"My server died a week later from loneliness." /Nat
"team event ran out of food before he could eat." —
May 9 '12
via
Anonymous
"In their defense, it was whiskey wednesday, and they weren't out of whiskey, only munchies." /Nat
"HE IS LEAVING US" —
Apr 6 '12
via
Anonymous
"True. I am very sad I'm leaving Google Loyalty. Excited for the future though." /Nat
"he had to take the drunk bus home on Saturday night." —
Mar 20 '12
via
Anonymous
"I'm always debating walking four miles up hill or being surrounded by people who smell of shit." /Nat
"He doesn't get to eat Camille's homemade pie on pi day" —
Mar 14 '12
via
Anonymous
"He doesn't live in SLO anymore :(" —
Mar 12 '12
via
@EricDoster
"Very true. Although I do love SF, it is a different type of town..." /Nat
"the Android Market has been renamed to Google Play." —
Mar 6 '12
via
@mr2incredible
"Well, I don't understand the decision, that's for sure." /Nat
"Has to do work for me." —
Feb 1 '12
via
Anonymous
"Hmm. This doesn't sound like something I'd normally be sad about. But if you say so." /Nat
"I write way more code than he does." —
Jan 31 '12
via
@dmpatierno
"So true at work. But I'll catch up some day. Just you wait!" /Nat
"<a href='http://lawnelephant.com/'>http://lawnelephant.com/</a> is down." —
Jan 22 '12
via
Anonymous
"Nooooes. <a href='https://github.com/vegashacker/lawnelephant'>https://github.com/vegashacker/lawnelephant</a>" /Nat
"HappyNat.com is not a pr0n site" —
Jan 3 '12
via
@mdjuric
"Well, I don't need porn to make me happy, so I don't think this makes me that sad." /Nat
"He didn't get late night Thai food. " —
Jan 3 '12
via
Anonymous
"Wait what, there was Thai food?!?" /Nat
"He's too tall to be an astronaut." —
Dec 22 '11
via
@namniart
"Truth. That and I don't like roller coasters." /Nat
"there is no snow" —
Dec 19 '11
via
@punchd
"So true. First brown christmas in awhile." /Nat
"REDACTED" —
Dec 8 '11
via
@dmpatierno
"The real problem with working for a big company: even my sadness is monitored by PR." /Nat
"He can't write the front-end to his own fucking site." —
Nov 30 '11
via
Anonymous
"Hey... that's not entirely true. <a href="http://twitter.com/dmpatierno"/>@dmpatierno</a> did help design it though." /Nat
"Doesn't have a beer IV attached to arm." —
Nov 30 '11
via
Anonymous
"A constant life problem." /Nat
"The PRD has changed." —
Nov 29 '11
via
@niketdesai
"Literally crying in the corner... <a href='https://twitter.com/#!/niketdesai/status/141543748361396224'>https://twitter.com/#!/niketdesai/status/141543748361396224</a>" /Nat
"david has a nice airbook and nat doesn't" —
Nov 29 '11
via
Anonymous
"So true. But rectified in mid-january! <a href='http://happynat.com!'>http://happynat.com!</a>" /Nat
"part of his rice cooker is downstairs and part of his rice cooker is upstairs" —
Nov 26 '11
via
@dmpatierno
"reed drank all the azn soda" —
Nov 21 '11
via
Anonymous
"winebot is sad." —
Nov 13 '11
via
@icco
"<a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41hpupcHrhI'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41hpupcHrhI</a>" /Nat
"no one can read his whiteboard writing." —
Nov 11 '11
via
Anonymous
"he went outside on a rainy day without an umbrella." —
Nov 11 '11
via
Anonymous
"<a href='http://sadnat.com'>http://sadnat.com</a> is being uncooperative with certain mobile phones." —
Nov 10 '11
via
@icco
"his other roommate works for the enemy." —
Nov 10 '11
via
Anonymous
"And now he can't talk about work. So sad." /Nat
"his roommate can't use the Internet." —
Nov 10 '11
via
Anonymous
"Or maybe it is a bug on Nat's site..." /Nat
"the woman on the bus has a creepy laugh" —
Nov 9 '11
via
Anonymous
"Suggested response by roommate: <a href='http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/'>http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/</a>" /Nat
"the couch is brown" —
Nov 8 '11
via
@reed
"I'm actually sad because <a href="http://twitter.com/reed"/>@reed</a> guessed which couch I was sitting on." /Nat
"happynat.com isn't this cool" —
Nov 7 '11
via
@namniart
"I'm just waiting for the pull request." /Nat
"frewsxcv only gave him a one word message" —
Nov 7 '11
via
@frewsxcv
"Even sadder because now I have to add a delete command." /Nat
"there wasn't enough beer today." —
Nov 7 '11
via
Anonymous
"Makes me sound like an alcoholic, but true." /Nat